I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
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