idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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