this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
it glows. i had to have it.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
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