i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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