she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
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