I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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