i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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