I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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