Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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