Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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