fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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