I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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