did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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