just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I fill condoms, not promises.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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