why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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