I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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