I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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