dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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