literally had 100 drinks last night.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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