Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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