a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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