Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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