let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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