Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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