We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize
