Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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