Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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