you're like a bully in the Christmas story
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
Randomize
