Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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