is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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