In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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