We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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