I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Couch. On fire.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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