I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
where are you?
Hypothermia
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Randomize
