i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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