you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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