I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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