After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
love makes seman taste better
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
