im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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