These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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