So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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