he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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