the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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