I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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