on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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