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(612): View more from Minnesota

Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight

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(618): View more from Illinois

So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.

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(904): View more from Florida

My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.

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(+45): View more from Denmark

Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed

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(571): View more from Virginia

He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.

(818): View more from California

He could of at least asked

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.

(1-918): View more from Oklahoma

Condoms?

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