god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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