Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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