Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
i think i have herpe
just one?
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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