do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
only you would photoshop your dick
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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