If i could tip my vagina, i would.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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