Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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