Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I can't trust your balls anymore.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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