i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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