Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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