so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Holy sore nipples Batman
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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