when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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