listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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