No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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